Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Text me some of your sweat
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