I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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