Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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