At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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