Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just google imaged poop.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
