Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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