Buhtt sex?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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