bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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