so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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