Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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