i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize