How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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