Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Fuck appropriateness.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Randomize
