Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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