She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
only you would photoshop your dick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb