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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.

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  we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh

  (784): View more from St. Vincent/Grenadines

  it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.

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• (408): View more from California

  stoners and superglue do NOT mix

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.

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• (408): View more from California

  Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries

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  ok listen,

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