She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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