Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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