I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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