He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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