i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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