No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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