Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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