ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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