Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was licking his armpits.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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