So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Do plants get herpes?
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