did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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