I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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