i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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