so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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