sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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