You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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