you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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