I cockslap morals
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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