Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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