North Korea, Best Korea!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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