i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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