So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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