so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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