It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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