i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I enjoy the company of your penis
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