That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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