We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.