Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
They have beer where we have blood.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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