Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
