is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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