Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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