she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
When did we convert life to cartoon?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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