i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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