i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How does one acquire holy water?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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