A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
