i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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