What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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