I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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