I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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