he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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