there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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